( Jul. 8th, 2010 10:39 am)
I posted this before, but here it goes again DO NOT PHONE ME. I can't make phone calls right now, so calling me is useless. Virgin is replacing my phone, and when they do, I'll be back, but it's useless to call me right now, and apparently people have been.

(I also can't reply to comments during the day, sorry about the bandwidth)
( Jul. 7th, 2010 11:58 am)
I was expecting it to last through the end of July, to be honest (I was expecting the end then). I will have resumes updated and such this evening; my boss has told me that if he gets more funding for an assistant he would call me back in a heartbeat (he'll also be coming to a performance of Shaken Up Shakespeare; we get along quite well).

I will be available to start work somewhere else on Monday, and I am open to part/half time. More later.
I love the design, the proceeds are going to Gulf spill relief, etc. But it's a white shirt. And I know I don't wear white t-shirts.

*sigh*

Some of you might be interested, though, so consider buying this shirt, $10 @ Threadless:
( Jun. 25th, 2010 02:23 pm)
just had a man, about 50, who identified himself as greek, and followed me for a block and a half telling me that I am very beautiful and my 'sunrise red hair' would make him the envy of his friends back in Greece. Also he's very rich (described in terms of possessions; I was half expecting him to tell me he'd offer my family $amount of goats).
( Jun. 23rd, 2010 02:37 pm)
I swear to god; what is Toronto doing having earthquakes? Seriously, when the edges of the Canadian shield start shaking, the apocalypse is surely on the way (and all my geography teachers are wrong)
I stated in it:
Now, HuffPost has a certain poster who will go to the entertainment section, read the whole of an article like this, then post "THIS IS UNIMPORTANT! THERE IS RAMPANT RACISM IN (politics/criminal justice/whatever the hell they care about). Why are we wasting our time on this????!??!"
Today it was AMAZINGLY proven. Like...dear god, you could not support me more if you'd done it intentionally.

HuffPost posted a pic of a cat kissing the head of a kitten, in the comedy section, with the title, The Cutest Picture Ever Taken. Caption: "It does not get any cuter than this. Adorable child? Check. Kitten? Check. Hugging? Oh goodness. Internet, let's shut it down. We've had a good run, but it's not gonna get any better than this."

Someone replied:
this is not the cutest pic ever taken. notice the ethno-centricity. white kid.

there are cute photos of children, cats, and dogs, in every home photo album.

try not to impose your personal likes on an uncritical audience.

snarkey you may call this but it is more accurate than the claims made on behalf of this photo.


These are my fellow left wing peoples. And many of them are as freaking crazy as the tea partiers.
My package of Quaker True Delights Vanilla Creme Brulee Quakes Rice Snacks states, on the back that they should not be heated in the microwave.

I didn't notice this until the bag was finished. So now I can't see what will happen. I hope and pray that they explode, though.
I would like someone to sponsor a Rodent of Unusual Size in my name.

These are giant 2 and a half foot long rats that sniff for landmines. Too light to set them off, they have excellent noses and sniff out the explosive chemicals (apparently they can check for tuberculosis carriers, too).

Go rodentia!
A Word to BP Shareholders. Has a killer final line.

Old Canadian joke I remembered recently, from Garry Dunford sometime in 1977-1980 (it's from Never Sit Where The Cat Sat, his second collection of Page 6 miscellany).

A bunch of bees are flying around, and they stop for a break. Do you know where they go?

The BP station!

Except for one bee. He always goes across the street. Know why?

Because there's one Esso bee in every crowd!

SO if nothing else, this has me remembering 30 year old, *awful* jokes.
( Jun. 16th, 2010 03:25 pm)
should have eyes, and that's really all I can say about him. But by which I mean when you have a foot tall puppet head with a mustache and great flyway eyebrows, the lack of actual *eyes* is really sort of freaky.

He might be on the Clover Food Labs blog tomorrow.

I sewed him a nose this morning on the T, but I think it needs to be larger and more bulbous. During the read through tonight he'll get his beard.

Sadly things have been flying along really solidly at home with the puppet construction because my computer has completely given up on connecting to the internet. It had been having serious issues with it for a month or two, but now, even though it sees the internet through the dongle wifi (the built in one died 4 months back), it doesn't find any of the networks in the neighbourhood to its taste.

I am not sure when I can fix this; friday maybe. I'm too public transit dependent with my other schedule issues to even think on it before then, though if someone wanted to drive me to microcenter tonight before the read through, or tomorrow before The Margaret Ghost, I could pick up a cheap netbook there.

I'm glad I can write off computer equipment. You have no *idea* how glad I am of that.
( Jun. 15th, 2010 03:36 pm)
just came over, dropped a bottle of Jacques Cardin VSOP Apple Cognac on my desk, and told me to go home and get better.
we're trying to find someone who can repair an hp JaserJet 4250, in the financial district, who can come to the office (near South Station) and do repairs (probable diagnosis: the fuser assembly needs replacing).

We have a few quotes, but I figured I'd see if anyone had dealings with a good company or if someone in the community is licensed to fix these items and would like some work.
but then so did everyone else, since I didn't see this get posted by y'all.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/06/newsweekcom_zombies_attack.html
[profile] james_nicoll posted a poll, with the premise in an SF situation: "We currently will install e.g. wheelchair ramps for people in chairs and put brail on key pads for people are blind. In this setting, it's possible - although not free - to change the people so these adaptations to buildings, machines and such are not necessary."

This got me to thinking about the issue in a way that got too long for a comment, so here goes.

One of the things that's disturbed me for a while is that while it is ethically suspect to change people (in terms of eugenics), when we're able-bodied, people who are not (and yeah, I'm looking at you, deaf people) are advocating for the ability to screen in favour of the disability.

This is a sensitive subject for me. I am pretty intelligent. I am also brain damaged. A neurologist hypothesized that these are not unrelated; to wit, that my congenital damage resulted in uneven hemispheres, I had to make different and often stronger neural pathways ([personal profile] feste_sylvain once wondered something similar, though no one really knows at all).

But the damage is extensive enough that a different neuro thinks it was likely evident from the 4th month on.

Now, we know that the brain damage causes the epilepsy. We suspect that it causes the low level genius IQ (148). We suspect it caused the extreme proficiency with language (reading and understanding university level texts before I was 9), and we think it likely that it the uneven pathways and unbalanced connections are what make me pretty hopeless at the pure logic higher math needs. We know it causes the bipolar issues.

If it could be corrected, which if these would I give up? Trade in the epilepsy for a lower intelligence? Not be as sensitive to language so instead algebra wouldn't confuse me to death? Give up the highs of being bipolar to also lose the lows (and I assure you, the highs are *astonishing*).

I don't currently know, to be honest; if you could change me to make my life easier, would that genuinely be worth it, compared to the fact that some days after a seizure I can't actually climb stairs? About right now about 25% of the people answering James' poll are suggesting 'Upgrade the people so the buildings can remain as they are', but what if we, the people in question, with these disabilities, don't even know what we would do.

How can someone else possibly figure it out for us?
( Jun. 8th, 2010 12:51 pm)
There is an article on D&D Encounters on the CNN site.

Normally, the comment section on CNN articles is just insane. Like you wonder what article they were reading, because they seem to have missed the point of the one you just read. Instead, in this article that's a thinly disguised ad, there's discussion of the WotC comments, thoughtful talk on the nature of 4e and how it may have helped drive people away, and reasonable insights into the marketing attempts. There are (at this time) no 'HAW HAW HAW GEEKS.' comments, and everyone is actually responding to the article as posted.

I feel like I'm in backwards land.
why Elton John would play at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.

Well, let's face it; I mean, he got paid a lot of money to do it, and there's a "I'd be lying if I said that wasn't worth a dollar." thing there (this week's Sunday Dilbert).

What I really want to know is why Limbaugh *hired* him.
Clover just brought a truck to South Station on Tues, Weds, Thurs.

Rosemary fries ftw.
( Jun. 7th, 2010 01:29 pm)
wherein i read this, Roger Ebert reviewing Marmaduke:
This is a congenial PG-rated animal comedy. If you like the comic strip, now in its 56th year, maybe you'll like it, maybe not. Marmaduke's personality isn't nearly as engaging as Garfield's. Then again, if personality is what you're in the market for, maybe you shouldn't be considering a lip-synched talking animal comedy in the first place.
( Jun. 7th, 2010 12:32 pm)
So for about 4 years now I've done little surveys for Pinecone Research (A Nielsen company). They pay $3 a survey, and depending on your profile, you do between 3 and 6 surveys a month. Money is paid into a Paypal account or can be mailed to you as a cheque after a minimum is hit ($20? something. I use paypal).

I make about $100 a year for 5-10 minute surveys a few times a month, they occasionally send me samples, and I get to see new products and ad campaigns before they come out.

Anyway, I promised several of you that when they opened up for new registrations I'd tell you. I need to forward you an email, so if you'd like in, mail me at sleepingcat.com and I'll forward the recruitment email and link to you.

The surveys require flash, usually a mouse, and sometimes you need to read text in image files.
( May. 28th, 2010 01:25 pm)
and frequently, this morning, tried to express his love for me by thunking his head into my right cheek, as he has for the last 7 years.

My right cheek is measured by golf balls today instead of tennis balls, but this is still not happy-making.

Lunch today is cream of chicken soup. With Cheezits left in it until they get soft. I'm hoping the earlier nausea is from not eating rather than the vicoprofen. If it's the former, it'll go away. If it's the latter, I'm going to surely throw up cream of chicken soup in the next half hour.

(Un?)Fortunately, I know from past experience cream of chicken pretty much looks the same when it comes back.
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